What people ask for

• Window and shop displays — something large, light and strange that nobody else on the street has.
• Props for a stage, a photo shoot or a parade, where a real object would be too heavy to carry or too dear to lend.
• An everyday thing at the wrong size: a slice of pizza you can hang, a mushroom taller than a toddler.
• Piñatas, party pieces and centrepieces built around whatever the joke is.

How it works

1. Tell me what you have in mind

   A sketch, a photograph of the thing, or just a sentence. What matters most is how big, when you need it, and whether it lives indoors or out — exterior pieces just need to be sealed against the rain.

2. I'll come back with a price and a date

   Every piece is quoted on its own, because size, detail and how soon you need it are what move the number. You'll get both before anything is agreed.

3. Say yes and I'll start building

   We'll sort out payment, and then it is newspaper and corn starch paste for a while. I send photographs as it comes together, so the finished thing is never a surprise.

Use the form below and I'll write back. Nothing is owed until we have agreed on the piece.